August 2011
1 post
May 2011
1 post
April 2011
8 posts
March 2011
5 posts
July 2009
5 posts
She's Back and More Awesome than Ever →
June 2009
1 post
March 2009
3 posts
Things Just Taste Better Out Of A Skull →
I like to throw dinner parties for my friends, each with a different theme. For example, after a successful ambush of invading Gauls, we might prepare a sumptuous bouillabaisse that we’ve let simmer for hours in our enemies’ severed heads. And another time we might have Taco Night.
This is just cool. So many possibilities.
Excellent Story About Detroit/America →
Take the time to read it…
February 2009
5 posts
Ah geez →
I’d spend a few minutes writing about why this is completely idiotic but I spend too much time on Facebook and can’t construct sentences anymore.
ROLcats →
This one made me laugh out loud, and the entire site is almost as funny.
January 2009
9 posts
Ridiculous HowTo of the Month Winner →
srsly?
I must learn to love the fool in me, the one who feels too much, talks too much,...
– Theodore Isaac Rubin
Mystery Sound from Outer Space →
My top 3 guesses for the source of the sound:
The hard drive that runs our universe simulator is going bad. Have fun before it crashes.
Loud universe next door playing their music too loud.
God watching us and groaning in disbelief.
Romantic Love Can Last Forever →
December 2008
16 posts
Wired Science -- Top 13 Stories of 2008 →
My favorite science feed.
50 Things We Learned in 2008 →
And on a personal note, my Fisher Price activity has taught me that walruses are far more interesting that I ever could have imagined.
Good (if cheesy) Advice on Love →
A couple favorites:
“Beauty is skin deep. But how rich you are can last a longtime.” (Christine,9)
“[Best age to get married is] eighty-four. Because at that age, you don’t have to work anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other in your bedroom.” (Judy, 8)
“Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take the trash...